Friday, October 1, 2010
...you tell him you're fixing chicken for dinner and he says, "Which one?"
...you don't cry over spilled milk. You just sigh, grab a bucket and head out to the barn.
...your daughters learned all about male egos by watching roosters.
...a broken nail means a trip to the shed, not the manicurist.
...you no longer tell the children to clean their plates, you remind them to leave scraps for the animals.
...dinner is late because the axe just wasn't sharp enough.
...your husband says, "I'll pick up dinner on the way home tonight," and heads out with his shotgun.