Why is it that the one item you need the most from the store is the one you will always forget to pick up?
Why is it that the days you have the most indoor work are the days that never rain, and the days you want to play are nothing but thunderstorms?
Why is it that your favorite piece of clothing is the only one that will get ruined in the laundry?
Why is it that when you want to play with your children all they want to do is watch cartoons but the minute you get an important phone call they want to talk your ear off?
Why is it that fifteen minutes before you finally decide to reward yourself with the special treat you hid in the cabinet is when someone else finds it and helps themselves?
Why is it that the unidentified wonkit's importance will only be realized two days after you threw it away?
Why is it that the thing you've seen thirty times a day in the same place is missing the moment you need it?
Why is it that no one drops by unexpectedly when your house is spotless but always show up when it's a disaster area?
Why is it that Monday thru Friday take an eternity to pass but Saturday and Sunday are over in the blink of an eye?