I just came up with an idea for a new reality show. Tell me what you think.
You take a 40-something, pregnant, suburbanite mom and put her somewhere in rural America where she has to face off without aid of husband or pesticides against fire ants, hornets, bees, and other unidentifiable (but usually winged) creatures, most of which prefer to attack at bedtime. Once a week, change things up a bit by adding in mice that don't get killed by traps because they only get caught by the foot and see if she has the guts to take it out back and beat it to death with a broom handle. If she lasts for X number of days, she wins a pre-determined amount of cash.
It's kind of like "Fear Factor" meets "Green Acres". What do you think?
Yeah, you're right. No one in there right mind would do it.